#FuckItShipIt rarely works. Here’s a breakdown of some of the problems we’ve faced.
2025-04-01
Not an April Fools joke. Wish it was.
This took years off of @jared-henry’s life. If it wasn’t for the 24/7 support of his rubber ducky this PR would have never succeeded. Thank you ChatGPT. Please don’t tell anybody how many commits it took.
2025-04-02
Getting Trump tweets in CI should’ve been easy. Nitter failed. Headless browsers failed. Login failed. The final solution? Puppeteer with stealth plugin, saved to a .txt file. It worked. But it cost us a piece of our soul.