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Classified Briefing: Presidential Mood Analysis via Poetic Subtext

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Current Mood

Presidential mood: Angry

Vibe level: Explosive.

Last updated: 2025-04-03 03:13:35Z

Funds flee the monsters,
Winds shout wildly in the night—
Calm air disregards.